37 posts tagged “posts by tk”
It's me TK agin!
Mommy sez she posted abowt how I am evn MOAR of a Longcat now an all my frends wer impresd at my longness. It taks alot and alot alot of gooshyfud too mak me so long. I nevr get enuf, tortie gets moar then me. wich is not fair since I am teh longcat an she is litl!!!
I dont hav new pitchrs of me bein longcat. But mommy finded old videeos of me as a kitn doin my streeetch. If you pretend I am way longr then in teh videeo, you can see how it wurks. Mommy sez I am '4 or 6 inchs' longr nao. But I still act teh same when I need my speshul pettins. On my speshul rug.
It is hard work bein a longcat. I hav too go hav a nap.
Bye frm teh big handsum LONG tukseedo cat!
its me TK, teh big handsum tukseedo cat!
i kno I hav not postd in a long tim. but i am a buzy cat.
mommy sez she told yu all abowt last summr wen i was sick. it hurted alot and alot alot but I am all bettr now! mommy sez I am 'evn moar tuksie then befor'! an litl miao an teh miao brothrz sended me a card befor my 'oprashun'. i dint like wearin teh big collr but i am so awesum tht i culd stil chase bugs an eet an play.
some thigns ar not fair. tortie is gettin wet food all teh time an i'm not. mommy sez its becuz tortie is a 'piky eetr' an teh peepl at teh bad stinky place sez she needs too eet moar. well, wht abowt me? I am teh BIG cat, why dont i get too eet moar? somtimes I eet tortie's wet food wen mommy izn't lookin. an her speshul cruncheez.
also tortie has startd chasin ME somtims! tht is bakwerds! I am spozd too chase her! i am stil winnig at cat resslin tho. i am much much bettr at bitin.
but teh most importunt thign is tht mommy gottd me TEH BESTST TOY EVAR!
she sez its calld a 'cat dansr'. it movs arownd reely neet. tortie liks it to. we both sqweekd at it wif 'teh flyin thign noiz'. somtims wen i'm playin wif it, tortie will to an she wont evn growl at me. it is eevn bettr then teh 'lazr poyntr' wich is very very gud to. an betr then crinkl bal. an maybee evn betr then fethr on a stik!
anyway i hope my peeps and there cats ar good.
heer iz a videeo of me playin wif teh 'cat dansr'. mommy sez 'teh first tim he playd wif it it was lik he saw teh face of god!' i dont kno wht that meens but i kno i am cute in teh videeo.
got too sleep on teh windo shlef, bye!
its me TK!
tooday I had too go teh bad stinky place AGIN! i din't hav too stay ovrnite, but alot and alot alot of teh day. mommy sez they needed too get a sampl of my pee. I am not makin near as much pee as i use too so tehy made me stay thre. no fun. like LOLCAT sez, thrmometr goez WHERE? o_O
anyway then wen I got home, mommy givd me lots of gooshyfood. tht is teh only good part abowt bein sick, I get alot of gooshyfood alot of timez a day. but they put icky pillz in my mouf evry nite. pleh!
it is reely reely hot! so mostly I hav been Longcat sleepin on teh cowch an teh windo shlef. aftr it gets dark, I pownce on tortie an play fetch with Daddy.
gotta sleep mor, by!
its me TK agin!
I just got bak frm teh bad stinky place agin. I sez MAOW! in teh car all teh way hom to sho Mommy how I felt.
I hav eatd and had watr an now Im going to sleep alot and alot alot.
toomorrow is my birfday! ill be 2! mommy sez I am still her kitn-boy tho.
someon I nevr met is comin ovr just too meet me for my birfday. I am speshul.
mommy sez all my frends wer worryd abut me. is nice too hav frends.
gotta sleeep, bye!
it's me TK agin!
we wuz almost owt of crunchys, down too teh bottm of teh bag wen they start gettin stale. I went meow meow and tortie went MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW! so Mommy sez she wuld go owt an get us mor. she is in charj of food. an she wuz all xcitd wen she gottd bak.
they startd makin tortie's favrit crunchys agin!
so tortie wuz very happy. she goez crunch crunch crunch reely loud on them. evn loudr then me.
I gues tortie wuz rite too keep askin for thm. maybe teh crunchys peepl heard her askin!
mommy sez tht these crunchys have less 'kal-o-rees' as teh ones we ben eatin. I dont kno what 'kalorees' ar, but mommy sez if I get to many I wil not be as cute or handsum so I gess less 'kalorees' ar good? she sez if the crunchys has less 'kalorees', I gets to eat mor! tht's very good!
gotta ask mommy for bedtime crunchys now!
bye!
It's me TK! I kno I hav not postd for a long tim.
mommy sez ther is NO MORE of tortie's favrite crunchys so she tryd givng us all sorts of diffrnt crunchys. me an tortie both actd just like Pip heer:
finaly mommy stoppd tryin and just givd us MY favrit crunchys. wich are tortie's secnd favrit. but she kept askin mommy for her favrit for a cupl weeks anyway. she is a cat and she knos it nevr hurts too ask. teh lastest crunchys she tryed we both hatd alot and alot. evn teh stoopid possum wuld'nt eat thm!
I wish I had a frend to play with like teh deej does. I wuld play with deej an diblit if I culd. tortie stil dosn't play with me in resslin an paw swattng. she just goes grrr an hiss. she chasez aftr me somtimes and wen she does she haz ths look [';p on her face. i don't kno why she puts her earz down an tung owt, but it maks mommy and daddy laff.
daddy puttd out som of our crunchys an aftr awhle, my cat-daddy Moo came an eated them whil me an tortie watchd! he is evn biggr then me. but not a tukseedo. he is a 'cow kitty'. mommy sez he is wher I get my litl white feets and my handsum from.
okay I hav too murp arownd teh house now! bye!
it's me TK agin! I kno I havn't bloggd in awhil. so heer I am!
tonit ther wuz anothr earfquayk! it wuz very very big an long, like me. mommy evn said it wuz teh longst one she evr wuz in. I was very brave ths time, not like last earfquayk when I waz a kitn. I was chasin tortie arownd when it happend. I stoppd an so did she til it was ovr, then we startd up agin.
I gotted a present tooday from my frend DG!
it haz a "ka-thoo-loo" on it, wich his daddy drawd. Mommy an Daddy readed teh wordz on it alowd an then a few minits latr, ther was teh earfquayk. mommy sez maybe they "shoudn't of calld teh gret evul one!"
ok, gotta nap, bye!
its me TK agin!
mommy just helpd me chase a litl moth on teh hi windo sill!
she sez I am 'a mitee huntr!'
an I am! I swatd it wif my pawz an trappd it between my toez!
gotta pownce on tortie an steel teh shlef, bye!
it's me TK agin!
I hav been rilly buzy.
Ths mornin wuz bad becuz Daddy puttd me in a box an in teh car an took me to a bad place. It was stinky an they poked me with sharp thigns and put somethin up my butt! o_O but then Daddy brot me rite bak home an I am fine now. Daddy sez too Mommy 'how do teh cats kno how too make teh hart-rendin pity-us litl mews?'
Daddy an Mommy spended alot of time away frm home. They wer with peepl I never seen befor. Thees peepl wer Daddy's mommy an daddy, they ar calld 'gramma an grampa'. I did not kno Daddy had a daddy and mommy! Gramma thot I wuz cute. Grampa lernd reel quick how I like to be pettd an he evn did a litl bit of 'fetch'. he's smart.
Othr then that, I am still showin tortie who's teh big handsum tukseedo cat! I have pitchrs!
Heres me takin a big nap:
Heres me on teh shlef:
Mommy sez 'he thinks hes teh king but hes rilly teh jestr'. I don't kno wht that means but she laffd about it.
An I hadnt got enuf attenshun frm Daddy so I made him skritch an thump me some mor. heere's a videeo!
whew! tht is alot!
gotta watch birdies on teh windo shlef now, bye!!
it's me TK agin!
Daddy tookd a videeo of me too show how it is tht I go streeeeeeeeeeeech an he pets me. I'm not at my longst in it, tho. An it's blury so not as cute as i rilly am. But stil cute! I hop ths xplayns it too litl miao sinc she askd abut me bein a "meetr cat".
gotta nap, bye!
